It’s terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after.
PREVIOUSLY ON LOST
Listen here, SLIM JIM, i do whatever the hell I please
I just want mah bloody drugs
MAH BAYBAY PAYNUT BUTTAH
woah like dude man did you say 4? that's one of the numbers! that's one of the numbers! woah like man dude that's evil!
It's like the ancient Hawaiians say.....
It's not like I killed him THAT hard
MOOOOOOOOST DISRESPEKFUUUUU (throws sea urchin)
sorry about my husband
What the fuck was I thinking
Devastatingly accurate though.
A wall is a door too. It just doesn’t know it’s a door yet.